Curious Apes and Shade Trees

I don’t want my tumblr to become a scattershot of “neatos”.  There’s a lot of those out there already, and frankly, they’re more “neato” (and scattershot) than I could ever hope (or desire) to be. So instead, I’m aiming to string together posts along unifying themes, like popcorn and cranberries united on a christmas garland.

First theme: the music videos that tightened my boyshorts.

First tumblr: my first boner.

Billy Idol.

Kidding.