Curious Apes and Shade Trees

Thu Jul 3

A first of many Chicago sports threads begins. This one is all about Iron Mike.

See if you can recognize the former All-Star he’s playing Sega with. Hint: He killed his wife.

Mon Jun 30
The “3rd grade science teacher never gave up on his dream” remix.
The “Aspergers girl straps camera to spelunking helmet to tape beginner’s piano lesson” remix.
The “RUN MAN, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE IT’S NOT TOO LATE” remix.
The “redline mic virgin until my roommate at Oberlin experiments with me in 7 years after we get drunk on plum wine” remix.
New thread….what happens when you type in “walking in memphis farts” into youtube.
Fri Jun 27

A minute thirty in it gets salacious. Made me a leg man for life.

* Side note. Can you imagine being one of the video vixens for this artistic triumph?  Director: “No, NO! If you stop BOUNCING rock n’ roll will DIE.”

Thu Jun 26
Salt Salt Salt Salt n’ Pepa’s here. Gyrations. Gold Ropes… How could 12 year old crackerass me not rise to the occasion?

I don’t want my tumblr to become a scattershot of “neatos”.  There’s a lot of those out there already, and frankly, they’re more “neato” (and scattershot) than I could ever hope (or desire) to be. So instead, I’m aiming to string together posts along unifying themes, like popcorn and cranberries united on a christmas garland.

First theme: the music videos that tightened my boyshorts.

First tumblr: my first boner.

Billy Idol.

Kidding.